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5 Events DAPS Would Like To See At The Next Summer Olympics

Here at DAPS, we haven’t been following the 2012 summer Olympics all that closely. To us, there just seems to be something lacking. After a bit of discussion, we decided that the reason for our indifference towards the games was that the events are just so mundane and boring.

Even the Queen of England, host of this year’s ceremony, thinks the events are snoozeworthy, look:

Now, we’re not those guys who just complain, cross our arms, and frown. No, we’re problem solvers. We’ve gone ahead and mocked up some events that could spice up the 2016 summer Olympics so they hit that all-important DAPS demographic.

Wanna see what we came up with?


There’s already an entire world circuit of athletes just primed for an Olympic shot. Just imagine Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi representing their respective nations with an Olympic sized pile of hot dogs lying in front of them. Who would take the gold?

Those men deserve to know…

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