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911, Lavalife, Phone Sex… Same Difference, Right?

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For 29 year old Joshua Basso ice cream, porno, and phone sex were all unsatisfactory options when his loneliness was at it’s peak. For Joshua, a real live person who legitimately cared needed to help.

I’m going to speculate that the moviefone voice was a bit too masculine for poor Joshua, who in his moment of need, made a poor judgment. Without MF guy as an option, Josh did the next best thing, he called 911.

NOVEMBER 12–Meet Joshua Basso. The Florida man was arrested yesterday after allegedly placing a series of obscene 911 calls during which he asked a female operator about her breasts and whether she would have sex with him. When confronted by cops, Basso would not say whether he was masturbating while talking to the operator, as he claimed during the calls, according to a Tampa Police Department report. The 29-year-old rooming house resident admitted placing the calls, but “did not think he would get in trouble for calling 911.” That miscalculation resulted in Basso being charged yesterday with a misdemeanor count of misusing the 911 system (he was booked into the Hillsborough County jail, where the below mug shot was taken). Asked why he chose to dial 911 from among “all the numbers he could have called,” Basso told police that his LG cell phone was out of minutes and he “called 911 because it was free.” (Via The Smoking Gun)

Now, I know that 911 operators have the sultry appeal of a sexy nurse, but one must remember never to act on your sexual impulses when it comes to these sirens. LOLOL. Oh Joshy, you sure are one crazy guy!

By the way the incident reports are pretty killer as well, clicky.

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Chris Olivieri

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