07 Feb 2012

Carlo’s Cute and Cuddly Critters: Felis Nigripes are the Smallest Cats in the World

More commonly known as the Black Footed Cat, these disgustingly cute felines are indigenous to southern Africa.

15 Aug 2011

Look at 10 Cats with Mustaches

Ever have an idea so crazy that when it occurred you shouted it out loud? When you actually hear a “pop” in your head as if it light bulb broke and you had to spring into action? This is one of those ideas.

06 Jul 2011

I Don’t Know When I Will Hypnotize A Chicken, But At Least I Know I Can

Have you ever wanted to HYPNOTIZE A CHICKEN!?

06 Jul 2011

Average DAPS Reader: Can Finally Come to Terms With the Casey Anthony Verdict

Yesterday was a historic day for people who pay attention to trivial court cases on cable television.

05 Jul 2011

Average DAPS Reader: Can’t Lie About Their Size Anymore

Oh those crazy Koreans, always doing shady studies about penis sizes.

29 Oct 2010

Average DAPS Reader: Is Late Getting their 2010 NY Comic-Con Coverage Up

This years NY Comic-con was a few weeks ago, and your favorite website was there making fun of cosplayers.

27 Sep 2010

Average DAPS Reader: Can Watch Carlo Get A Brazilian Wax at Dyanna Body and Nail Spa

Check out the first Episode of Learn Something! with Carlo, where he visits Dyanna Body and Nail spa to get a Brazilian Wax.

10 Sep 2010

Average DAPS Reader: Ends Up On The Daily Show Propagating Italian Stereotypes

Last night, The Daily Show decided to put a bunch of Staten Islanders in a room and asked them to prove the borough’s ability to produce a Supreme Court Justice, because we are the only borough in NYC to not be represented in the Supreme Court. But who cares about that, our very own Captain America a.k.a. Joe So Delicious (from over at emiliosparks.com and The Emilio Sparks Experience) appeared in the segment, and pretty much stole the show!

26 Aug 2010

Watch this Guy Shoulder Check a Girl Under the Guise of a Chest Bump and Completely Wreck her

watch a guy completely level a chick in a failed chestbump attempt.

02 Jul 2010

Average DAPS Reader: Ofiicially Hates Pete Wentz

Former Fall Out Boy bassist, Pete Wentz, has decided to form his own “electro-pop” band called Bl4ck C4rds. yes, there are 4s in their name instead of As.