25 Jun 2012

Sleepwalk With Me: The Official DAPS Review

This weekend, Damian, DAPS producer Don Arangio, and I hit up the BAM Cinema Festival for the NYC premiere of Mike Birbiglia’s Sleepwalk With Me. The film which is an adaptation of the comedian’s book and one man show of the same name, is the semi-autobiographical story of Birbigs’ personal difficulties with REM behavior disorder, relationships, becoming a comedian, hovering jackals, bears, and winning the gold at the dustbuster olympics.

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24 May 2012

Presenting: Skrillex In Reverse.

After some toying around with the audio, we decided that it would be fun to see what reverse dubstep is actually like. We took Skrillex’s “First of the Year” and flipped that shit.

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27 Apr 2012

Question Of The Day: Are The Star Wars and Star Trek Theme Songs Interchangeable?

Star Wars and Star Trek, who can tell the two apart? Right?! They’re just nerdy nerd things for nerds. I bet if you switched up the openings and theme songs, nobody would even be able to tell the difference. Stupid nerds are stupid, LOL!

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20 Apr 2012

The Sexiest Power Rangers You Will See Today. Period.

If I could only propose to one of them, it’d be the red ranger. Which ranger would you boys wife up?

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17 Apr 2012

Prince + Instagram = Princestagrams

Prince and Instagram, it’s a marriage made in heaven. Honestly, I’m surprised nobody’s done it yet. Alas, now it exists. Ya snooze, ya lose.

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13 Apr 2012

Finally, A Solution For Mets Seasonal Affective Disorder.

In case you haven’t noticed, I’m a pretty big Mets fan, and make sure that’s known on DAPS. You should also note that over the past five years, it’s been pretty crappy out there for a Met fan. That’s why the fine people at scraps have created an be-all-end-all solution.

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21 Mar 2012

The Bad Decision Board Room Is To Blame For Everything You Hate.

Have you ever wondered how mass media and big corporations come to some of the horrible decisions that they do? I mean, if not for people like Bill Murray, we’d be inundated by crap like Ghostbusters 3.

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26 Jan 2012

Shit Forrest Gump Says.

We all know that the “Shit _____ Say” videos are getting a bit tired. Knowing that, however, didn’t stop us from making one of our own. Not only are we doing the least original thing you can do on the internet (see: jumping on a trend), but we were also lazy about it.

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09 Jan 2012

13 Simpsons Quotes We Use In Every Day Conversation.

Every Simpsons fan does it, even if they don’t realize they’re doing it. We uses lines from the iconic sitcom in everyday conversation, regularly. Without blatantly making a reference or looking to get laughs from someone, the words once uttered by Bart or Homer are now ours.

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02 Dec 2011

Wanna See The7Line’s Sexy Mets Calendar Girls? It’s Time.

I’ve been updating you guys on the progress of The7Line’s “12 Months of Orange and Blue” calendar since June. Finally, this Saturday night 12/3/11 (tomorrow), the Queens based T-Shirt operation is having their big release party over at McFaddens (one of our favorite Manhattan watering holes) starting at 9pm.

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