24 Jul 2012

Eddie Murphy’s Crotch is the Best Part of Delirious.

I’m going to regale you with a tale about Eddie Murphy’s crotch.

17 Jul 2012

Famous Star Wars Scenes Redone With Cats.

Why are we doing this? Hasn’t Star Wars been analyzed/beaten to death? Yes but we here at DAPS haven’t seen the internets favorite mammals, cats, photoshopped into famous Star Wars scenes. Plus, it just makes us laugh and laugh.

23 Apr 2012

Stephen Hawking Already Proved That Time Travel is Impossible.

I know I know. What a total bummer. I was really hoping we’d all be able to Time Travel into the past and explore the mysteries of the universe.

04 Apr 2012

Have You Ever Seen Anyone Sign Coolio’s Gangsta’s Paradise?

Remember back in, what I like to call, the day, when Coolio was the coolest rapper with the craziest hair?

29 Nov 2011

Did You Know that Former President Richard Nixon was a Serious Rap Genius??

No one really knows that the 37th President was the first true Hip Hop MC.

12 Nov 2011

I’ll Just Leave This Here: Check Out This Black Magic!!

I don’t get magic at all. It’s just tricks right? I hope magicians aren’t really summoning the Dark Lord Satan to accomplish their wonderful tricks.

12 Nov 2011

Infographic: Beef Made Easy

Are you like me and confused about what part of the Cow the T-Bone steak comes from?

26 Aug 2011

A Fart Retrospecticus, Which Sandler Movie Looks More Terrible? AND Sexy Adult Film Actress Teagan Presley.

I like the internet enough to surf it to find all the really cool links.

Watch in Amazement as These two 1st Graders Cover the Foo Fighters' "Everlong."
06 Aug 2011

I’ll Just Leave This Here: Two 1st Graders Cover the Foo Fighters’ ‘Everlong’ Better Than You.

Watch in amazement as these two 1st Graders Cover the Foo Fighters’ “Everlong.” They’re soooo cute and soooo talented!! I say screw school and take this act on the road.

05 Jul 2011

I Present To You: The Morgan Freeman Chain of Command

Morgan Freeman (born June 1, 1937) is an American actor, film director, and narrator. He is noted for his reserved demeanor and authoritative speaking voice.