06 Jul 2011

Harry Potter Menstruation Joke

Sick burn, Ron. But you’re still not going to get any new work with a name like Rupert Grint.

05 Jul 2011

AM-DJ: Bubbling In The Mother Country’s Crotch

OK, now that “We Love America” Day is over, Gil-Scott Heron has some important shit to say…

04 Jul 2011

AM-DJ: I Set My Sights ON Monday

It’s Monday morning. I’m still wildly hungover from weekend BBQs. This is the most-American thing I could find. Enjoy?

01 Jul 2011

The Truth In Beauty/Women’s Magazines

Wait, there are words on this pic? All I see are giant blue eyes and even gianter (?) breasts.

09 Feb 2011

The DuckTales Theme Sounds Just Like Hall and Oates’ You Make My Dreams Come True

Last night, I was listening to Hall and Oates (don’t judge me), when the song “You Make My Dreams Come True” came on; almost instantly my mind thought “Ducktales.”

12 Nov 2010

What If “Doug” Was A Live-Action Film?

What If “Doug” Was A Live-Action Film? The people over at Dr. CoolSex answer that question with very mixed results.

12 Nov 2010

AM-DJ: Back, Middle, To The Front; Don’t Front

“You can get with this or you can get with THAT.” This or that? This or that? Decisions, decisions.

11 Aug 2010

Julian Casablancas To Write Song For New York Mets

I honestly don’t know how to feel. This could be pretty damn spiffy. Then again, when I think pro-sports I don’t immediately think of The Strokes so I guess that might have something to do with everything.