“We make love to goats.” -Dude from Nickelback
Remember when Whitney Houston was a legit force to be reckoned with? Those days will probably never be back again, but at least you have the good times to remember, before Bobby Brown came into the picture and make things “interesting.”
Because pumpkins are SO 2010. These Ninja Turtle watermelons are pretty cool with their simple cutout that you don’t need a whole lot of skill to get right and separate, colored-light inside each one. Now we just need some kind of Ninja Turtles pizza concoction.
This recipe seemed almost too-good to be true, so, this past weekend, a bunch of us DAPS guys got together to make some for ourselves and this was the result.
Sick burn, Ron. But you’re still not going to get any new work with a name like Rupert Grint.
OK, now that “We Love America” Day is over, Gil-Scott Heron has some important shit to say…
It’s Monday morning. I’m still wildly hungover from weekend BBQs. This is the most-American thing I could find. Enjoy?
Wait, there are words on this pic? All I see are giant blue eyes and even gianter (?) breasts.
Last night, I was listening to Hall and Oates (don’t judge me), when the song “You Make My Dreams Come True” came on; almost instantly my mind thought “Ducktales.”