22 Nov 2011

Nickelback Go To FunnyOrDie To Respond To Detroit Haters

“We make love to goats.” -Dude from Nickelback

12 Nov 2011

AM-DJ: Chase My Blues Away

Remember when Whitney Houston was a legit force to be reckoned with? Those days will probably never be back again, but at least you have the good times to remember, before Bobby Brown came into the picture and make things “interesting.”

18 Oct 2011

Check Out These Ninja Turtle Halloween Watermelons

Because pumpkins are SO 2010. These Ninja Turtle watermelons are pretty cool with their simple cutout that you don’t need a whole lot of skill to get right and separate, colored-light inside each one. Now we just need some kind of Ninja Turtles pizza concoction.

21 Jul 2011

How To Make Homemade Ecto-Cooler

This recipe seemed almost too-good to be true, so, this past weekend, a bunch of us DAPS guys got together to make some for ourselves and this was the result.

06 Jul 2011

Harry Potter Menstruation Joke

Sick burn, Ron. But you’re still not going to get any new work with a name like Rupert Grint.

05 Jul 2011

AM-DJ: Bubbling In The Mother Country’s Crotch

OK, now that “We Love America” Day is over, Gil-Scott Heron has some important shit to say…

04 Jul 2011

AM-DJ: I Set My Sights ON Monday

It’s Monday morning. I’m still wildly hungover from weekend BBQs. This is the most-American thing I could find. Enjoy?

01 Jul 2011

The Truth In Beauty/Women’s Magazines

Wait, there are words on this pic? All I see are giant blue eyes and even gianter (?) breasts.

09 Feb 2011

The DuckTales Theme Sounds Just Like Hall and Oates’ You Make My Dreams Come True

Last night, I was listening to Hall and Oates (don’t judge me), when the song “You Make My Dreams Come True” came on; almost instantly my mind thought “Ducktales.”