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Average DAPS Reader: Wouldn’t Eat A Human To Save Their Life, Even If It Does

swallow it bitches.

Gelatin, as we are all well aware by now, is essentially powdered animal bodies. Typically, gelatin is used in food products, like Jell-O and candy or in capsules for medicine. But somehow, scientists have figured out how to create a more consistent gelatin using human DNA!

In 2011, scientists in Beijing reported on a method of creating large amounts of gelatin by inserting human DNA fragments into yeast. Human DNA-derived gelatin has actually been in use for a while, in vaccine preparation and the gel caps that many over the counter drugs come in. This method created such large quantities of gelatin that it would be practical to use it for more common consumer goods like candy and baking supplies.

GROSS! How dare these scientific elite force the American people into cannibalism!

Okay, I’m kidding, it’s really just some acids that define a human being. BUT WHICH HUMAN BEING? Who’s DNA is being used in the making of all this gelatin? I bet this is all the sick perverted fantasy of some egg-head who’s getting off on millions of people ingesting his DNA.

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