Joshua Basso did what we’ve all thought about. He Called 911 and attempted phone sex, of course hilarity ensued.

They just don’t work.

Come play the most tasteless but addictive game during these troubled times.

AWESOME FLYING DRAGONS, A Jerry Bruckheimer Production.

What’s your favorite part?

The DAPS staff is really bored

Carlo Is Waiting For The Bathroom When Chris Tells Him No One Is In It.