Nothing will prepare you to remember how violent First Blood actually was.
For as long as I can remember, I’ve dreamt of the perfect fast food orgy. There’s just something sensual about the idea of McDonalds fries sharing a wrapper with a Wendy’s burger. I’ve pondered the different combinations that are possible. What tastes would blend together just right, creating a magical dance in my mouth.
We here at DAPS decided to put together an all-star caliber guide for your next barbecue. Just do what we tell you and your buddies might actually bring better beer to your next shindig.
Why are we doing this? Hasn’t Star Wars been analyzed/beaten to death? Yes but we here at DAPS haven’t seen the internets favorite mammals, cats, photoshopped into famous Star Wars scenes. Plus, it just makes us laugh and laugh.
I’m not really sure why, but I’ve has Jurassic Park on my mind a lot lately. Specifically, I’ve been thinking about how bad ass the raptors were in comparison to every other man-eating dinosaur in the series.
The ticket was a rolled up scroll of charges, weighing in at about 2 pounds and running a whopping 75 feet in length. Upon returning to the office, we took some photos. The next day I posted these photos to Reddit.com and within 24 hours, the album I posted online had received 1.2 million hits.
This weekend, Damian, DAPS producer Don Arangio, and I hit up the BAM Cinema Festival for the NYC premiere of Mike Birbiglia’s Sleepwalk With Me. The film which is an adaptation of the comedian’s book and one man show of the same name, is the semi-autobiographical story of Birbigs’ personal difficulties with REM behavior disorder, relationships, becoming a comedian, hovering jackals, bears, and winning the gold at the dustbuster olympics.
After some toying around with the audio, we decided that it would be fun to see what reverse dubstep is actually like. We took Skrillex’s “First of the Year” and flipped that shit.
Star Wars and Star Trek, who can tell the two apart? Right?! They’re just nerdy nerd things for nerds. I bet if you switched up the openings and theme songs, nobody would even be able to tell the difference. Stupid nerds are stupid, LOL!