14 May 2013

Bo Burnham’s Newest Single. “Nerds,” Is New To Me

Thanks to our good friend and US Air Guitar champion, Matt “Airistotle” Burns, I heard Bo Burnham’s new single “Nerds” for the first time today. Bo, whose fake reality show, Zack Stone Is Gonna Be Famous, recently premiered on MTV, plans on releasing a new comedy CD called “what” later this year.

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14 May 2013

Best Job Ever: Chinese Censor ‘Forced’ to Watch 700 Pornos a Month

Today we have a news report from Hunan Satellite TV that chronicles Communist China’s bureaucratic efforts to censor illegal pornography. Workers at the Hunan Office Against Pornography and Illegal Publications are tasked with watching around 700 pornographic DVDs a month.

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14 May 2013

Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky” Gets Mashed-Up With Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean”

Word on the street is that Daft Punk’s “Random Access Memories” was leaked on the internets yesterday. You know what that means!?

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13 May 2013

Instant Karma Teaches Young Aussie Punk to Not Smash Gallons of Milk in a Supermarket

I love a good old-fashioned humbling. Just when some dipshit thinks he’s riding high on the hog, the universe quickly comes around to remind them that their condition is exclusively dependent on their actions.

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13 May 2013

Commander Chris Hadfield Plays ‘Space Oddity’ in Space

Canadian astronaut, Chris Hadfield, marks the end of his stay on the International Space Station with a moving cover David Bowie’s Space Oddity. Is this really the first music video made in space? God, living in the future is pretty awesome.

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09 May 2013

Vegan Black Metal Chef – Green Been Awesomeness

Few things on the internet embody this wisdom as much as the Vegan Black Metal Chef. His first video featured a candle adorned kitchen and some costuming, but as you can see above, in 14 episodes this has grown into a full-fledged Black Metal Mass of ridiculous proportions.

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08 May 2013

Introducing, Prom Moms! 

PROM MOMS, new from TLC! It’s Toddlers & Tiaras meets Dance Moms meets never getting over high school!

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Melting a Chocolate Bunny With An Iron
08 May 2013

Watching this Chocolate Bunny Get it’s Face Melted is Bad for My Diet

This video is pretty, it has sweet music, and it’s “high concept” enough to look for some sort of metaphor within it. I’m gonna go with the obvious “Religious institutions cannot last under the simplest of pressures in modern society.”

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07 May 2013

The Perils of Having Important Chats On Facebook

Whether it be text messaging, email, or Facebook chat; textual exchanges are slowly becoming the norm among millennials, wannabe millennials, and whatever you call the generation younger than millennials.

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12 Apr 2013

Watch A Series Of Beautiful Paint Explosions

With all of the murder and rape and crooked politics that we’re bombarded with during out trip on this rock, it’s easy to forget how beautiful the world is. Well, sometimes it’s destruction that becomes our window into that beauty.

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