Here at the DAPS office, Libbermish and I think we’ve figured out the winning Powerball numbers. If you’re living in a cave, or another country, or reading this from the future, let me explain. The Powerball lottery drawing, is at it’s biggest jackpot of all-time, and we think the whole thing is a conspiracy.
Have you ever stopped to wonder what it would be like to be on earth, the moment that the Universal Pictures title sequence began to orbit the Earth like it does before every Universal Picture?
This video of ex-third baseman George Brett is hella old. But, the shit story it contains is still ridiculously funny. Well, the good folks over at flipflopflyin.com have put together an excellent infographic breaking down the logistics of Brett’s shit story in Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas. Take a look:
Why should you? Because it’s fucking awesome… (Get it? It’s a line from Macklamore’s song.)
Will Disney jump out of the bushes, tear down my Empire Strikes Back panties and rape my dreams?
Well, here are the 5 things Abrams has to do in order to keep my mind-anus intact.
Now that Discovery Channel’s Shark Week is upon us, we here at DAPS are celebrating everything Shark!
We’ve gone ahead and mocked up some events that could spice up the 2016 summer Olympics so they hit that all-important DAPS demographic.
You know what’s funny? The Civil Rights Movement of the ’60s.
I’m going to regale you with a tale about Eddie Murphy’s crotch.
I know I know. What a total bummer. I was really hoping we’d all be able to Time Travel into the past and explore the mysteries of the universe.