Nothing will prepare you to remember how violent First Blood actually was.
Why are we doing this? Hasn’t Star Wars been analyzed/beaten to death? Yes but we here at DAPS haven’t seen the internets favorite mammals, cats, photoshopped into famous Star Wars scenes. Plus, it just makes us laugh and laugh.
I’m not really sure why, but I’ve has Jurassic Park on my mind a lot lately. Specifically, I’ve been thinking about how bad ass the raptors were in comparison to every other man-eating dinosaur in the series.
This weekend, Damian, DAPS producer Don Arangio, and I hit up the BAM Cinema Festival for the NYC premiere of Mike Birbiglia’s Sleepwalk With Me. The film which is an adaptation of the comedian’s book and one man show of the same name, is the semi-autobiographical story of Birbigs’ personal difficulties with REM behavior disorder, relationships, becoming a comedian, hovering jackals, bears, and winning the gold at the dustbuster olympics.
Star Wars and Star Trek, who can tell the two apart? Right?! They’re just nerdy nerd things for nerds. I bet if you switched up the openings and theme songs, nobody would even be able to tell the difference. Stupid nerds are stupid, LOL!
If I could only propose to one of them, it’d be the red ranger. Which ranger would you boys wife up?
For those of you unfamiliar with Karmin (meaning the remaining 8% of you that I did not just mention), the cracka-centric duo first rose to web stardom in early 2011 with this kitschy cover of Chris Brown”™s “Look At Me Now.”
We all know that the “Shit _____ Say” videos are getting a bit tired. Knowing that, however, didn’t stop us from making one of our own. Not only are we doing the least original thing you can do on the internet (see: jumping on a trend), but we were also lazy about it.
Every Simpsons fan does it, even if they don’t realize they’re doing it. We uses lines from the iconic sitcom in everyday conversation, regularly. Without blatantly making a reference or looking to get laughs from someone, the words once uttered by Bart or Homer are now ours.
Last night when we attempted to put this on the DAPS YouTube, we got a big ol’ “Go fuck yourself” from the online video giant. Apparently, they have a no Fred Durst rule. Womp womp.