06 Jul 2011

Harry Potter Menstruation Joke

Sick burn, Ron. But you’re still not going to get any new work with a name like Rupert Grint.

05 Jul 2011

I Present To You: The Morgan Freeman Chain of Command

Morgan Freeman (born June 1, 1937) is an American actor, film director, and narrator. He is noted for his reserved demeanor and authoritative speaking voice.

01 Jul 2011

The Megaplex: Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Transformers: Dark of the Moon aka Transformers 3 has finally arrived. Word on the street is that it”™s everything that Revenge of the Fallen should”™ve been, which as any fanboy, heck, anyone who likes movies knows that it was a huge fuckin bust, in terms of entertainment quality, not gross. All of that led to people calling Michael Bay a huge piece of shit in a nutshell.

09 Feb 2011

The DuckTales Theme Sounds Just Like Hall and Oates’ You Make My Dreams Come True

Last night, I was listening to Hall and Oates (don’t judge me), when the song “You Make My Dreams Come True” came on; almost instantly my mind thought “Ducktales.”

12 Nov 2010

What If “Doug” Was A Live-Action Film?

What If “Doug” Was A Live-Action Film? The people over at Dr. CoolSex answer that question with very mixed results.

22 Sep 2010

Average DAPS Reader: Knows The Identity Of The Bed Intruder. (Marty McFly)

Since July 18th, the date that the infamous bed intruder interview was broadcast on NBC affiliate WAFF-48 News in Huntsville, Antoine Dodson has been searching for his sworn enemy known only as “The Bed Intruder.” Here at DAPS we’ve been working night and day researching the clues left in the video in hopes of finding the true identity of this uninvited bedroom guest.

26 May 2010

Five 90’s Cartoon Characters That Could Fix The BP Oil Spill

Because we at DAPS care so much about the recent BP oil spill nostalgia; we asked ourselves a very important question: “If we were still 7 years old, who would we call to assist in the clean-up?”

16 Oct 2009

Movie Scene + Perfect Song = AWESOME

Join me and I’ll show you my favorite movie soundtrack moments.