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Chris Christie Eating EVERYTHING During His RNC Keynote

Yesterday, while putting together my Top Story post about the RNC, I came across this photo of New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, taken during his keynote address.

The only thing I could think of, is that it looked like the governor was about to eat something both invisible and delicious. Being that our Top Story posts aren’t meant to be very silly, I refrained from photoshopping different things into the governor’s hands. I wrapped up that post, and moved on with my day.

At the end of the day,I went to bed, but I couldn’t sleep. I tossed and turned for hours thinking about what could have been. I sat up in bed, grabbed my laptop from the nightstand next to me, and got to work. I photoshopped 10 different things that I imagined Mr. Christie might be eating in that perfect moment in time.

These are the results:

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Chris Olivieri

Chris Olivieri

I'm a polymath with ADD, Entrepreneur, & ENTP whose aim is to emphasize awesomeness in pop-culture. I've described the contents of my mind as "Similar to Heffalumps and Woozles"