DAPSpecific: Ryan the @nti-Hero…
This week I sat down with Ryan the @nti-Hero from The Anti-Semantic Show for an interview. Let us all sit back, grab some Clamata, and get to know a little about Ryan, shall we?
1. How did you come up with the idea to do the Anti-Semantic Show?
Pinder and I had a radio show up at our college. When we came back to SI, we started listening to podcasts because it was better than the shit radio we were putting up with. Some of them were so bad that we were like “We’re MUCH funnier than these assholes” so we decided to prove it. The name, which we get a lot of shit for because people are retarded and illiterate, came out one night when Pinder corrected me on something and I told him to fuck him and his Semantics. Kind of random.
2. What is your favorite chicken by-product?
White Castle Chicken Rings are the greatest thing ever.
3. Tell me a good drunk story about yourself?
I one time went to our friend’s sister’s sweet 16 and got shitfaced drunk on a bottle of bourbon. I ended up falling into a drainage sewer thing because someone ripped off the top. I don’t remember much after that, but I heard I was a train wreck. Fun times.
4. Staff member that you know you could beat-up?
Both Drew’s are very small dudes. I can’t beat up on my shows Drew though, so I guess it’s Mosier. Sorry buddy.
5. Favorite bands?
Seriously, you couldn’t fit all this in one page. Possibly seven.
6. Blacks or Mexicans? Go!
What kind of question is this exactly? I choose Asians. I enjoy their women.
7. Gun to your head. If you had to make sweet-love to another person in the Anti-Semantic Show, who would it be and why?
Myself. I am awesome. I would probably take the bullet to the head otherwise. I hate those guys.
8. What are your thoughts on “November Rain“?
The song or the video? The song is awesome I suppose, though I don’t need to hear it all the time. The video on DAPS sucks. Sorry guys.
9. Worst podcast you’ve ever heard?
The Dego Cast. Screw that Emilio Sparks guy.
No, seriously, I heard this one called Dawn and Drew. It’s all like this extremely boring couple out in the Midwest on a farm talking about their fucking phones and their hamster thing for like an hour a day. And they had a fucking show on Sirius for chrissakes. THIS is what gets passed off as entertainment these days.
10. If you were a tree, what type of tree would you be?
Evergreen. Do you know that Gin + Club Soda = Christmas in a Cup? I thought I would share.