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DAPSYS AWARDS AND NOMINATIONS

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This Saturday January 31, 2009 at the Cargo Cafe, Dog and Pony Show will holding there first ever DAPSYS award show. The show will be hosted by Casey Jost. Doors open at 11pm.

AWARD:
LAMEST COP OUT
NOMINEES:
Dave Pacheco
Mike Bongiorno
Adam Miller
Rocco LaCapria

AWARD:
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ANIMAL
NOMINEES:
Adolf The Gerbil
Scotty The Dog
The Lobsterman
Budha The Dog

AWARD:
BEST COMMENT THREAD
NOMINEES:
Dani Disaster
Lauren
Phil Rossomondo
Damian Thomas

AWARD:
PUTS MORE ON FACEBOOK THAN DOG AND PONY SHOW
NOMINEES:
Scott Magri
Chris Olivieri
Carlo Montagnino
Damian Thomas

AWARD:
BEST ON SITE FEUD
NOMINEES:
Brendan Lyons vs Phil Rossomondo
Lauren vs Phil Rossomondo
Brendan & Lauren vs Phil
Brendan vs The Anti-Semantic Show

AWARD:
MOST USELESS STAFF MEMBER
NOMINEES:
Nick Heines
Jackie Arnold
John Borusso
Charles Sotiriou

AWARD:
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE SEX WITH A MAN OR WOMAN TONIGHT
NOMINEES:
Dani Disaster
Chip Corapi
Rocco LaCapria
Vin Forte

AWARD:
MOST LIKELY TO TAKE THE LIFE OF ANOTHER STAFF MEMBER
NOMINEES:
Phil Rossomondo
Andrew Sotiriou
Rocco LaCapria
Dani Disaster

AWARD:
MOST LIKELY TO ACTUALLY MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF THEIR LIFE
NOMINEES:
Dani Disaster
Will Kline
Anti-Semantic Show
Mike Shane

AWARD:
FIRST FLAMING/TROLLING BY A NON STAFFER
NOMINEES:
Vin Forte
Phil Rossomondo
Ryan Gallagher
The Lobster Man

AWARD:
MOST LIKELY TO BE FOUND IN A CHELSEA GYM
NOMINEES:
Dave Pacheco
Chip Corapi
Mike Bongiorno
Rocco LaCapria

AWARD:
MOST SIMILAR CURTAINS AND DRAPES
NOMINEES:
Andrew Sotiriou
Rachel Somma
Vin Forte
Dan Colonna

AWARD:
MOST LIKELY TO SUFFER FROM ADHD
NOMINEES:
Christopher Olivieri
Mike Shane
Andrew Sotiriou
Dani Disaster

AWARD:
BEST TL:DR;
(TOO LONG, DIDN’T READ) ARTICLE
NOMINEES:
Phil Rossomondo
Adam Miller
Will Kline
Lauren

AWARD:
MOST DISTURBING INSIGHT INTO THE PERSONAL LIFE OF A STAFFER
NOMINEES:
Vin Forte
Sham Metwally
Ryan Gallagher
Rocco LaCapria

AWARD:
BEST LIVE PERFORMANCE
NOMINEES:
MURDER BY THE DAVE
AVON JUNKIES
NO STANDARDS
PARAGRAPH

AWARD:
BEST BEARD
NOMINEES:
The Lobsterman
Vin Forte
Carlo Montagnino
Osama Bin Laden

AWARD:
MOST LIKELY TO TAKE SOMETHING ON THE SITE TOO SERIOUSLY
NOMINEES:
Kristin Pitanza
Adam Miller
Lauren
Vin Forte

AWARD:
HOTTEST HOT CHICK
NOMINEES:
Miss Pants
Killah-KY
Erin Westover
ASH

AWARD:
MOST HOMOEROTIC STAFF MEMBER
NOMINEES:
Chip Corapi
Vin Forte
Carlo Montagnino
Andrew Sotiriou

AWARD:
WE’RE CONFUSED AS TO WHY THEY ARE HERE AS WELL
NOMINEES:
Dani Disaster
Anti-Semantic Show
Sean and Jackie
Chris Olivieri

AWARD:
WORST DRESSED
NOMINEES:
Brendan Lyons
Dave Pacheco
Vin Forte
Chris Olivieri

AWARD:
MOST LIKELY TO MASTURBATE TO CONTENT FOUND ON THE SITE
NOMINEES:
Vin Forte
Dani Disaster
Dan Colonna
Scott Magri

AWARD:
BEST MUSIC FOR A VIDEO
NOMINEES:
Chris and Damian
Mike Cibelli
Brendan Lyons
The Who

AWARD:
MOST DRUNK AT A LIVE EVENT
NOMINEES:
Carlo Montagnino
Brendan Lyons
Mike Bongiorno
Stacey Lee

AWARD:
PRETTIEST HAIR
NOMINEES:
Dave Pacheco
Brendan Lyons
Emilio Sparks
Andrew Sotiriou

AWARD:
WAY MORE COMPLICATED THAN IT NEEDS TO BE
NOMINEES:
FLAM and the Hot Chick
CSI: Staten Island
DEGOCAST
Creating Content

AWARD:
MOST TASTEFUL RAPE OR VIOLENT JOKE
NOMINEES:
Monster House
Mike’s Ten: Murder
1 Guy 2 Cups
Meditation – Davecast 3

AWARD:
LEAST ENTERTAINING CONTENT
NOMINEES:
Dancing with Scotty
Agoraphobia Today
Hunting Cougars on Craigslist (Non-British Version)
Anti-Semantic Show

AWARD:
MOST OFFENSIVE PIECE OF CONTENT
NOMINEES:
My Reasons Why Batman and Robin was Clearly a Better Film Than the Dark Knight
Monster House
Gepettophile
Carlo Montagnino ‘Live Blogging from 9/11 Name Reading Ceremony’
Matthew Broderick ‘Girls are Funny’

AWARD:
PROUDEST MOMENT IN DAPS HISTORY OF THE YEAR
NOMINEES:
Novemeber Rain
Cover of Awe
Homosexuwhales
Versus: NYC vs LA

AWARD:
LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD

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