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Nothing You Do Today Will Be As Awesome As Trampoline Dodgeball.

Before I get into the awesomeness that is trampoline dodgeball, I need to point out that there is a magical place in Sacramento, California called The Sky Zone Trampoline Park. Yes, a trampoline park. HOLY. SHITBALLS.

Sky Zone Indoor Trampoline Park has created and built the world”™s first all-trampoline, walled playing courts. It’s a playing court so original and unique, it was awarded a United States patent.

Sky Zone offers fun physical activities, games and entertainment for people of all ages, size and abilities. We host birthday parties for kids, corporate team building events for adults, SkyRobics fitness classes, high performance cross training for athletes at the high school and collegiate level to the professional level, intramural sports for colleges and more.

I used to have a trampoline in my back yard and that was pretty great. I NEED one of these trampoline parks to be franchised in New York, like immediately. Fuck Softball. Fuck Volleyball. Fuck Football. Why? Because of Trampoline Dodgeball.

I want to play this almost as much as I want to be a contestant on Wipeout. Fuck.

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Chris Olivieri

Chris Olivieri

I'm a polymath with ADD, Entrepreneur, & ENTP whose aim is to emphasize awesomeness in pop-culture. I've described the contents of my mind as "Similar to Heffalumps and Woozles"