Questions raised by the DAPS photo shoot…
In case you have been living under a rock for the past week, Dog and Pony Show were the featured story in last week’s issue of A.W.E. here in New York (beating out Brad Garrett and Tina Fey for top-billing, I might add). Here now are some questions raised by some of the press photos that were sent back to me from the amazing photo shoot with the even more amazing Mike Shane.
Why is Damian peeing on my leg?
Come on, Damian. Were there no better places to release your bladder then on my leg? And I looked damn good in this shot too; you ruined it.
Why are Dave and Damian spooning?
Right behind me(I’m the dude with the beard), Damian and Dave are spooning and whispering sweet nothings into each other’s ears. Don’t worry, your kind will be able to marry in America soon enough. I must also concur with my thoughts from the last photo; I look damn good in this shot.
Why does Carlo look like he was sent from the future to destroy Sarah Conner?
I got nothing. It is important to note, however, that even though I am not in this shot, I can vouch for myself that I looked damn good.
Why am I giving Emilio the Vulcan death grip?
We all love Emilio. I would never want to kill him with my secret Vulcan powers that, by de-facto, also make me look damn good in photographs–and slightly creepy in this particular one.
Why is Drew about to punch someone?
Silly Drew. Punching stuff is reserved for drunk people and the Irish(one in the same?). He was probably about to punch me for looking too damn good in the shot(as always).