As we approach the release of Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, people are pretty excited, but the excitement seems to be tempered with the understanding that The Phantom Menace didn’t live up to the promise of it’s hype.
I present to you; the Star Wars: The Force Awakens Supertrailer, a montage that combines footage from every other Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailers and teasers into one super-duper jumbo sized trailer. Which clocks in just under an impressive 4 minutes.
Will Disney jump out of the bushes, tear down my Empire Strikes Back panties and rape my dreams?
Well, here are the 5 things Abrams has to do in order to keep my mind-anus intact.