Guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back: Dinosaurs? I really really really wish. No, it’s Jayme Kilsby! The fourth episode of Bad Taste is here for your viewing pleasure. Watch as Kilsby grates years off of his life like it’s cheese as he chows down on Jurassic Park : The Lost World egg candy from 1997. Ninety Ninety god damn seven. I was only six years old when this candy first came out and now I’m much older. There’s the story you didn’t ask for.
As we approach the release of Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, people are pretty excited, but the excitement seems to be tempered with the understanding that The Phantom Menace didn’t live up to the promise of it’s hype.
I’m not the biggest fan of the “Everything wrong with ____ in 3 Minutes” video series, mostly because it gets away with being pretentious as shit, but I think they make some great points with this Jurassic Park edition.
I’m not really sure why, but I’ve has Jurassic Park on my mind a lot lately. Specifically, I’ve been thinking about how bad ass the raptors were in comparison to every other man-eating dinosaur in the series.